Showing posts with label funny stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny stuff. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

A to Z of Bee

As I was doing my usual blogstalk from my blogger newsfeed, I came across this self-survey that Dani did on her page and decided it was too fun not to repost! 
A. Age: 24
B. Bed size: Full. It was MY bed when I moved to SA then it became OUR bed....Just waiting on a bigger place to bring out the bigger bed!
C. Chore that you hate:  Washing dishes... doesn't everybody though? I hate the way it makes my nails all soggy and bendable.
D. Dogs: None..... yet.
E. Essential start of your day: Saying my prayers; then if Lewis is home waking him up, snuggling and breakfast or if he isn't....... definitely breakfast
F. Favorite color: Purple! Not every shade of it but most. Growing fond of teal too.
G. Gold or Silver: White gold is so pretty to me, but it depends on the outfit.
H. Height: 5'4 1/2..... Halfs count!
I. Instruments you play: I can peck on a piano pretty good, keep a beat on a snare drum and actually am not a terrible drum set player. I was in the percussion section of band in H.S. 
J. Job: At the moment I'm a nurse assistant, but that should change by the end of the year!
K. Kids: None yet :( I have to curb my baby fever by reminding myself that I should probably start my career first
L. Live: San Antonio.
M. Mother’s name:  Gloria. I call her Globug in conversation though lol
N. Nicknames: Bee, Brit, B.Bailey, Body Butter.... whatever slips ya slide lol oh and Babe by Lewis
O. Overnight hospital stays: None.
P. Pet peeves: I got a couple but I can never name one until someone does it. One I can remember right now is when people "scratch" their throats by making that awful snort and suction noise.... you know it when you hear it.
Q. Quote from movie: Too many them all but for this I'll say "Miss Peaches! You better come get this rottweiler" from Low down dirty Shame
R. Right or left-handed. Lefty and proud of my paper-turning-sideways-to-write self!
S. Siblings: 2 brothers from mom and uhm......7 brothers including one of my maternal brothers and 1 sister on dads side 
T. Tattoos: 1 on my left calf.
U. Underwear: Ha! I'm a bikini/boyshorts kinda girl mainly.... but I do enjoy the occasional thong 
V. Vegetable you hate: Green peas! They have no pleasant taste at all! Doesn't matter what you do to them they still taste like shizniie
W. What makes you run late: Most days it's trying to figure out what to do with my hair
X. X-rays you’ve had: Teeth, face, and foot
Y. Yummy food you make: I make a mean batch of nacho/rotel dip, porkchops, and the first food I learned how to make: Spaghetti.
Z. Zoo animal: Sloth. It's slowness frustrates me and cracks me up at the same time. Plus those rape sloth pictures had me reeling for hours when they were circulating lol

I think everybody should do this! If you do one on your page, don't forget to link up to this post to let me know so I can some check you out!

Friday, April 26, 2013

Weekend love

So, my weekend is full of plenty of stuff to do:


How about you?
Have a great weekend!

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Just checking in!

I've been zombie-ing around seems like for the past 2 wks........ I think I'm becoming pretty monotonous: Work. Study. School. Study. Eat.Shower.Sleep. Repeat. When will I be able to break the cycle??

 

Yep, that about sums it up......
Hope you guys are having a great week!





Wednesday, November 14, 2012

This lady.......

Since I no longer have a class to attend on Tuesdays I decided yesterday to pick up a shift a my job. I was placed on a floor I was unfamiliar with so at lunch time I figured I would just sit down in the cafeteria and eat rather than go back to the break room with strangers. Well I don't remember if I told you guys this but my clinical class comes to the hospital I work at...... and of course I end of spotting one of my classmates in the cafeteria. It was sort of awkward cause I knew I was going to be asked why I wasn't in class but up at work. I explained the sitch and then we sat down together to eat. One of my other classmates walks in and sits down next to me and we all start chit chatting.....  THEN......

*Cue my instructor*
In walks my teacher.....

I didn't really pay any attention to her at first because she usually gets her food and goes back into one of the breakrooms, but apparently this day she spotted us and invited herself to sit. It didn't phase me at all that she wanted to sit with us- she came over, spoke to me, put her soup and drink down and then

PICKED UP ONE OF MY DAMN FRIES AND PUT IT IN HER MOUTH!!!!! 


Yea, no seriously! And it happened so fast I don't think it registered to her right away, if at all. Just took a fry off my plate and shoved it in her pie hole, like we kick it that. We don't by the way. (naturally cause she dropped me from her class remember?????) How does that make it okay for you to touch my food?? When it happened I made a face like "trick, what has gotten into you?" When she walked off to get something else I looked over at one of my classmates and said "did she just take one of fries?" My classmate was just nodding her head and cracking up...... granted it was funny, but I was still a little shocked that my teacher had just "debo-ed" my food. *Debo= strong arming or taking anything just because you carry a heavy presence..... definition based of a character in the fictional based movie "Friday" starring Ice Cube and Chris Tucker..... must see movie to truly understand definition LOL*

I couldn't wait to get home and tell Lewis, I knew he would enjoy the story- and he did lol The nerve of some people......

Wednesday, September 26, 2012


Just taking a break from studying to hi!! Hope you guys are having a great day! Wish me good luck on my exam this afternoon!




Monday, August 6, 2012

Friday, August 3, 2012

It's FRIDAY!



My mouth sorta hurts from my a.m dentist appt but.... I'm still happy the week is over!
Hope ya'll have a great weekend :)

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

The random things that I've been doing...... *PIC HEAVY*



Basically all summer I've been doing lots of little random things..... today is a good a day as any to share them!

We are currently putting back all of our $1 bills to build up extra money for a rainy day..... at first we were just sticking them in the change jar but after a while it became a bit of a hassle to do that and we didn't want the money to just be out in the open like that. I had to come up with something..... and this is what I ended up with:


 


That's and old pickle jar, acrylic paints and flowers from Michael's... oh and some of our dollars :)


The pool was really calling me one HOT ass afternoon so..... I answered it in my 2-piece and a straw hat! 




Downed about 2 dozen of these in a week's span..... I'm an addict :/ AND PROUD.


Cruising thru Target one day looking for a simple lip gloss and ended up with not only that but a eyebrow/eyelash gel and a lipstick that I was unaware of until AFTER I opened it 
(thought it was a lipgloss) but it barely shows up so it's all good!


My baby cakes surprised me and came home early! I was elated to have him home again :)


Listening to him play a lesson on his NEW guitar.


It was time to twist this wig! LAWDAMERCY....




I use Organic Root Stimulator lock and twist gel and a little bit of DAX bees wax




Took those braids out..... they lasted 6wks! 11wks post.


Did a lunch date with one of my friends....





Lewis was patiently waiting on dinner one night..... and wanted to make the table pretty. Love him:D


We went old school the other day and shot a lil dice.... on a shoe box! Ha.... really playing too....

In a nutshell this has been my summer so far.... not all boring days I guess. What about yours?



Monday, June 4, 2012

Happy Monday!



And the caption read "All this because I peed on your tire?" 
 LMAO #dead

Monday, April 16, 2012

Mind Right Monday!

Yet again we are at the beginning of the week..... dang is it really the middle of April already? Swear the year is really getting away from me!!

Here are some nuggets of my personal wisdom ::wink::




I've never seen a truer statement! Bahahahaha. 


I promise when I'm SUPPOSED to being something [like studying] it seems like everything else just got waaaaaay more interesting..... sad for my life lol

Happy Monday :)